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Ahem. Random fact of the day! Whenever I drive a car, I feel as if another car's gonna crash into me or I'll crash into them or something involving crashes or I'll run over somebody or something, and then the police will catch me and I'll get arrested and sentenced to death, but then not!Holmes from that new Sherlock Holmes movie will appear and start fighting the giant two-headed five-armed cyclops bailiff with his awesome action movie skills and turn him into delicious mincemeat casserole and the judges will all give him good scores except for Luc, who will give him a zero because he doesn't like his face, but then the Mathemagician will appear and use his magical pencil staff to erase everything that just happened and I'll be sentenced to death again and not!Holmes will be arrested too for turning the bailiff into delicious mincemeat casserole, something the bailiff did not appreciate at all, and then suddenly the GREAT DRAGON TEGAR'IN will appear with Princess Natalia on his back and ask for directions to Ganandorf's castle because they were going to go save the Fourth Hokage from his evil clutches, and Tegar'in will use his awesome dragon powers to destroy the Mathemagician and his magical pencil staff, but the Mathemagician will divide by zero at the last minute and the whole place will explode and everybody will die except Florian, who lives happily ever after with Yuuri and Wolfram in Shin Makoku.

The End.

EDIT: Completely forgot to mention the robo cyborg Watson from the 22nd Century that shows up with his army of tastefully well dressed mice and a brigade of equally well dressed (if more dirty-looking) hobos. Not that I remember what they were supposed to be doing, but hey, I like mice.