Keslations

i dreamed i was in some sort of supermarket except i think the only thing i was planning on buying was a comic book to hold this wangxian(?) comic i randomly had as printed out pages?
except then i tried to put the pages in order and realized i actually had multiple comics and just mixed them together so they were even more confused than before, and not every page was numbered
when i went outside there were cats everywhere, but by cats i mean big-eyed cartoon cats, many of which had stacked themselves together into giant walking cat towers that were kinda fun to knock down because they exploded into kittens
i found a kid playing some kinda game at a big interactive board thing, and there was a second board so i thought i'd use that, but i got distracted because there was an option to change the background and then ms gann from work showed up and said something i don't remember but suddenly i needed to do something/go somewhere
next i found myself in a building where there was a brother and sister standing in front of a large glass window like you'd see at the aquarium, except on the other side was a bunch of kids playing around? one of those kids was a boy with a toy sword, and he stopped at the window and saw that the brother had a broken arm but also a boner
he excused the brother from being unable to play on account of (he didn't specify but i got the impression he liked him) and then made a light joke about (i don't remember what but it was definitely one of those "kid has to make fun of you somehow" moments)
i moved on and found an extremely chaotic classroom where i tripped on a thing and had to struggle to get my foot untangled, and then i learned the boy with the sword was actually in charge of the class?
suddenly i was in a large two-story building that looked like one of those old plantation houses but falling apart and riddled with penguins/cats
i helped a penguin climb into a dishwasher because it was cold?? but when i closed it, it automatically started a wash cycle and i started worrying that the water would turn to ice so i opened it again and the penguin (who now looked like a snowy owl for some reason) was floating in a thing of water looking extremely unimpressed
oh yeah instead of having dishracks inside it just had a clear plastic bin like in the fridge
so i let the wet penguinowl go back in the fridgewasher and did some more wandering around and there was a girl in this side room off from the garage who was apparently in charge of security
after i wandered away from there i ran into a bunch of teachers(?) who told me to convene in the classroom for a meeting, but the meeting didn't happen and also the teachers didn't look any less chaotic than the kids
one looked kinda like a cross between the coraline dad and the dad from jimmy neutron, but also naked in a towel or something?
anyway suddenly i realized this board i was holding had a label stuck to it (i think it was a velcro label board) that i understood as meaning there was an intruder in the garage, so i rushed over and the garage door was wide open and there was some guy standing inside
i tried to get him to leave but he refused, so i tried to close the door but it was missing like a good chunk of the top and the wall it was supposed to close into was also missing a good chunk so i could see that more people were arriving and in fact there were lots and lots of cars stopping all over the street
i closed the door as well as i could, and also the second door behind that, and then i learned the intruders were here to challenge us to some kinda yugioh duel (unsure what game they were gonna challenge us with) and everyone else was here to spectate?
i woke up around here
oh yeah they were planning to take the house if they won, and i ran around trying to alarm everyone and opened the cupboards to let out any animals but one cupboard had a kitten in a very tight pink swaddle with a puddle of unknown brown substance near it and a kid told me i shouldn't move it so i didn't