イカチョコアイス店先談義

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【黒狐】　おー、ココだココ。　結構イイ品揃えしてるんだぜ～
Kurogitsune: Oh, this is it. They've got all sortsa good stuff here~

【由】　フ～ン。　黒狐、こういうの好きだよね～
Yue: Hmmm. You really like this kind of stuff, don't you Kurogitsune~



【灯吾】　…………………昔よく来たなココ
Tougo: .......I used to come here often, back in the day.



【秋良】　…………………初めて来た
Akiyoshi: .......It's my first time coming here.



【由】　え、そーなの？　あきよしも初めてなの？　フ～ン、一緒だね！
Yue: Eh, is it really? It's Akiyoshi's first time? Ooh, we're the same!

【秋良】　勝手に一緒にするな
Akiyoshi: Don't be so quick to lump us together.



【灯吾】　へえ、来た事ないんだ、こーゆートコ。　やっぱ育ちはいいんだな、お前
Tougo: Oh, so you've never been to this kind of place before, huh. You sure are well-bred.

【秋良】　…………………そんな事はない
Akiyoshi: .......It's not like that.



【由】　え、育ちがいいって？　あきよしの？
Yue: Eh, he's well-bred? Akiyoshi is?

Akiyoshi: .......



【灯吾】　お坊ちゃんって事だよ。　コイツんち、金持ちだから
Akiyoshi: He's what you'd call a young master. This guy's rich, you see.



【秋良】　…………………そんな事はない
Akiyoshi: .......It's not like that.



【由】　へーそうなんだー！　スゴーイあきよし～
Yue: Ohh so that's how it is! That's amaazing Akiyoshi~



【秋良】　………凄くなどない。　親の金だ
Akiyoshi: ...Nothing of the sort. It's my parents' money.

【黒狐】　マジかよ～！　んじゃ、ここの駄菓子全部買い占められたりすんのか！　スゲーッ！！
Kurogitsune: I can't believe this! So you're sayin' you could buy up all the sweets here!? Awesoommee!!

【秋良】　………オレの小遣いはひと月に五千円だ
Akiyoshi: ...My allowance is five thousand yen a month.

【黒狐】　なにい！？　てことは５００円玉が十枚だろ！５円玉なら一千枚………！！！　５円チョコが千個だとおおオオオオオオ！！！！？
Kurogitsune: Whaat!? That's ten 500 yen coins ain't it! So then a thousand 5 yen coins...!!! A thousand 5 yen chocolaaaaaaaaatteeeessss!!!!?

【秋良】　…………………犬にチョコは毒だぞ
Akiyoshi: .......Chocolate is poisonous to dogs.

【由】　あれ、ツッコむのそーゆートコなんだ？
Yue: Oh, is that how you're replying?



Akiyoshi: .......

【黒狐】　いーなーいーなー！　おれなんて一生懸命貯めてやっとの１５５円だぜ………。　なぁ由、これでどれだけおっちゃんいか買えるかな？
Kurogitsune: That sure is nice! All I got after savin' up all I could is 155 yen... Hey Yue, how much Occhan d'you think we could buy with this?
*Occhan is a parody of Yocchan, a squid snack.



【由】　え？　おっちゃんはいっこ３０円だから～、
Yue: Eh? It's 30 yen for one Occhan, sooo--

【秋良】　………５袋だな
Akiyoshi: ...That's 5 packs.

【黒狐】　なにい！？　因みに五千円なら１６６袋は買えるゼ！！！！！！
Kurogitsune: Whaat!? By the way with five thousand yen you could buy 155 packs!!!!!!

Akiyoshi: .......



【灯吾】　そんなにイカばっか食ってもしょうがないと思うけどな
Tougo: I don't think you could eat that much squid though.



【由】　ってつばき、何一人でアイス買ってるの？
Yue: --Hey Tsubaki, why'd you buy an ice cream all by yourself?

【黒狐】　あっオマエ抜け駆けすんじゃねーっ！　ゴリゴリくん当たったらおれにくれ！！！
Kurogitsune: Hey you don't steal a march on us! If it's hard t'bite then give it to me!!!



【灯吾】　ヤダ。　いーだろ、自分の金だ
Tougo: No way. It's my money, I can do what I want with it.



【秋良】　よくこの寒空の下で氷菓子など食おうと思えるな………
Akiyoshi: I don't think it's a good idea to eat frozen sweets in this weather...



【灯吾】　そう？　一口やろうか？
Tougo: Really? You want a bite?

【秋良】　…………………遠慮する
Akiyoshi: .......I'll refrain.



【由】　いいな～、見てたらオレもなんだか食べたくなってきた………
Yue: How nice~, now that I've seen it I kind of want to eat some too...



【秋良】　ただでさえ寒そうななりをしているのに、更にその上を行くのか………　流石だな、狐面
Akiyoshi: You already seem cold, and yet now you want to go beyond that...As I'd expect of you, Fox Mask.



【由】　へへ、いやあそうでもないよ。　それで、あきよしはどーするの？
Yue: Hehe, no it's not like that at all. So what are you going to do, Akiyoshi?



【秋良】　…………………何を売っているのか分からない
Akiyoshi: .......I'm not sure what to buy.

【黒狐】　テメーくらいの金持ちだったら何だって買えるだろっ！　ケッ！　いーですよねえ～オカネモチ様はぁ～！
Kurogitsune: Since you're such a rich bastard you c'n buy anything you want can't you! Keh! Must be nice, bein' rich~!

【秋良】　…………………だから五千円だと………
Akiyoshi: .......So if I have five thousand yen...



【由】　オレもお金あんまり持ってないんだよね。　何が買えるのかなァ？　ね、あきよし？
Yue: I don't have much money either. I wonder what I should buy? What do you think, Akiyoshi?



Akiyoshi: .......



【灯吾】　ま、観念して面倒みてやれよ、お坊ちゃん
Tougo: Well, I've got an idea you could try, young master.



Akiyoshi: ............................



【黒狐】　ヤリィ～！　おっちゃんゲットォォォォ！！！　ついでに２・３個他にもゲット！！！！
Kurogitsune: Yeess~! I got Occhaaaann!!! An' 2 or 3 more, too!!!!

【由】　悪いね～あきよし、なんだかおごって貰っちゃって
Yue: Thanks for paying for me, Akiyoshi~

【秋良】　…………………オレとした事が人外などに金を…………
Akiyoshi: .......For me to spend money on non-humans...

【灯吾】　人外？
Tougo: Non-human?

【秋良】　………いや、それはともかく、何故オレがお前にも奢らなければならないんだ。　しかもセカンドアイスなどを………
Akiyoshi: ...No, in any case, why did I have to treat you too? Plus that's your second ice cream...

【灯吾】　ついで？　ゴチソウサマ。
Tougo: And? Thanks for the meal.

Akiyoshi: .......

【黒狐】　しょうがねーから、お前にも分けてやるぜイカ！
Kurogitsune: There's no helpin' it, I'll share some squid with you too!

【秋良】　…………………いらん
Akiyoshi: .......I don't want it.

【由】　オレ、冷たいの苦手なんだけどたまにはいいね。　冬にアイスっていうのも
Yue: I'm not good with cold things, but once in a while is okay. I can have ice cream in winter too.

【黒狐】　アッ、ユエ、おれもひとくち食いたいアイス食いたい
Kurogitsune: Ahh, Yue, I want a bite of the ice cream too I wanna eat it.

【由】　ハイハイ、冷たいから気をつけてね
Yue: Alright alright, be careful it's cold.

【黒狐】　つべてッ！　けど、サイコー！　寒空アイスサイコー！
Kurogitsune: It'sh really-! But this's the best! Ice cream in cold weather is the greatest!

Akiyoshi: .......

【灯吾】　良かったな、感謝されてるぜ
Tougo: Isn't that great, they're thankful.

【秋良】　…………………これがあいつらの手管なんだ………
Akiyoshi: .......This is just their wiles...

【灯吾】　フ～ン？　それより、早く食わないと、冬でも溶けるぜアイス
Tougo: Hmmm? Aside from that, it might be winter but your ice cream's gonna melt if you don't hurry up and eat it.

【秋良】　…………………くそ………
Akiyoshi: .......Damn...

【黒狐】　オマエ、変態だ変態だとばっかり思ってたけど、変態の割にはいいヤツだな！　今日からおれの舎弟にしてやるぜ！
Kurogitsune: I thought perverts couldn't be more than just perverts, but for a pervert you're a pretty good guy! From now on I'm makin' you my underling!

【秋良】　結構だ
Akiyoshi: No thanks.

【由】　アハハ～。　まあまあ。　それより、そういえば、つばきはいくら貰ってるの？お小遣い
Yue: Ahaha~ Now now. Anyway, that reminds me, how much allowance do you get, Tsubaki?

【灯吾】　いちまんえん
Tougo: Ten thousand yen.

Yue: .......

Akiyoshi: .......

【灯吾】　………ん？
Tougo: ...Hm?

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