喧嘩するほどなんとやら

[rikoren]

【由】　特に何も………　エート、何かする？
Yue: Nothing really...Um, what am I doing?

【黒狐】　ハァ～？　何だよその他人任せな姿勢はよ。　オマエは何かねーのかよ、したい事
Kurogitsune: Huh~? What's with the leave-it-to-others attitude? Isn't there anything you wanna do?

【由】　そんな事言われても、いつもは寝てるか黒狐にどっか連れて行かれるかだし
Yue: Even if you say that, usually either I'm sleeping or you're taking me somewhere.

【黒狐】　なんだよ、その言い方は～。　折角おれが気を利かせて色々と………
Kurogitsune: What the hell, sayin' it that way~ I've gone through a lotta trouble helpin' you out...



【嵐昼】　そんな事を言っているが尻尾が揺れているぞ、きさま
Ranchuu: Your tail's wagging even as you say that, you lowlife.



【黒狐】　あっ、ランチュー！！！　べっ、別に喜んでなんかねーよ！！！
Kurogitsune: Aah, Ranchuu!!! I-it's not like I'm happy or anything!!!

【嵐昼】　主人に構って貰って嬉しいか、この駄犬
Ranchuu: So getting recognition from his master makes the mongrel happy?

【黒狐】　別にうれしかねェーよ！！！　つーか犬じゃねえっつーの、このチュー公が！！！
Kurogitsune: I'm not that happy!!! I mean, I'm not a dog, cheese-for-brains!!!



【由】　いきなり喧嘩始めちゃって、ホント仲良いね君たち
Yue: You suddenly started fighting, you two really are close.

【黒狐】　ハァ！？　どこがだよッ寝ぼけんなユエ！！！
Kurogitsune: Huh!? Where'd you get that idea are you half asleep Yue!!!



【嵐昼】　………心外です、由様
Ranchuu: ...That's upsetting to hear, Yue-sama.

【由】　いつから仲良しなんだっけ？　二人とも。　昔っからなんだっけ？　確か
Yue: How long have you two been friends again? Since the old days? I think that's right.



【黒狐】　昔っからって、そんな曖昧な………　つーか仲良しじゃねーし、別に
Kurogitsune: "Since the old days", that's pretty vague...Anyway, we're not all that close.

【嵐昼】　此奴と仲良くした覚えなどありません
Ranchuu: I have no memory of befriending this person.



【由】　揃って否定する辺りがそれっぽいけど………　仲良しっていうか、似たもの同士？
Yue: Denying it all together like that though...Instead of close friends, should I say you resemble each other?

【黒狐】　似てねーよ！！！
Kurogitsune: We're nothin' alike!!!

【嵐昼】　由様、自分些か傷付きました
Ranchuu: Yue-sama, I'm a little hurt at that myself.

【由】　アハハ、それに歳も近いんだっけ？　背もおんなじくらいだしさ～
Yue: Ahaha, haven't you been close for years now though? You're even around the same height~

【黒狐】　同じじゃねェーーーーよ！！！　よく見ろ、おれの方が若干でけーーよ！失礼な事言うな！！！
Kurogitsune: We're not the saaaaaammmeeee!!! Just look, I'm a little bit bigger y'seeee! Don't say such rude things!!!

【嵐昼】　…………………0.5cmの違いだがな
Ranchuu: .......It's a 0.5cm difference though.



【黒狐】　それでも差は差だろ！！
Kurogitsune: A difference is still a difference!!

【嵐昼】　あってないようなものだろう
Ranchuu: It's almost as if you're trying to make up for something.



【黒狐】　んなコトねーよ！！テメー0.5cmをナメんなよ、コラァ！！！
Kurogitsune: That ain't it at all!! Don't make fun of 0.5cm, you bastard!!!



【由】　まあまあまあ。　じゃあさ、二人とも並んでみなよ
Yue: Now now now. Then how about you two line up and find out.

【嵐昼】　………え？
Ranchuu: ...Eh?



【黒狐】　並ぶ、って………
Kurogitsune: "Line up"...



【由】　ホラ、こっち来て、こことここに立って
Yue: Come on, come this way, now stand over here and over here.



【嵐昼】　ちょっ………由様、
Ranchuu: Wai--Yue-sama,



【黒狐】　オイ、ひっぱんなユエ！！！
Kurogitsune: Oi, stop pullin' Yue!!!



【由】　…………………ホントにおんなじくらいだね～
Yue: .......You really are about the same~

【黒狐】　んなコトねーよ、ぜってーおれのがでかい！！！
Kurogitsune: No way, I'm totally bigger!!!

【嵐昼】　………ム。　なんだ、本当に大して変わらないじゃないか。　これで差があるなどとはよく言えたものだ
Ranchuu: ...Hmph. So you're not all that much bigger, after all. And here you kept saying how much of a difference there was.

【黒狐】　ハー！？　ちゃんとみろよ、ビミョーにおれのがでかい！！！
Kurogitsune: Huh!? Look closer, I'm a little bit bigger!!!

【嵐昼】　微妙すぎて差があるという方が微妙だ
Ranchuu: I'd say you're oversensitive about these subtleties.

【由】　ウン、ほんとにビミョーだけど。　一応、こうやって柱にくっつけてみると、黒狐のがちょっとだけ大きいかな～？　ってカンジ
Yue: Mmhm, it really is barely noticeable. If you go up against the post like this, it feels like Kurogitsune might be just a tiny bit bigger.

【黒狐】　ホラみろ、おれのがでけーだろー！！
Kurogitsune: See look, I'm bigger aren't I-!!

【嵐昼】　だから、微妙にと言っているだろう
Ranchuu: As we said, it's barely noticeable.

【由】　どうする？　折角だから柱に印でもつけておく？
Yue: What do you want to do? Since we went to the trouble should we make a mark on the post?

【黒狐】　いーよ別に。　どうせ変わんねーよ
Kurogitsune: Naah it's fine. Anyhow it'd be kinda weird.

【嵐昼】　…………………由様、我々はヒトビトのように時が経てば身丈が変わる訳ではありませんので………
Ranchuu: .......Yue-sama, our heights don't change over time like humans do...

【由】　…………………そっか
Yue: .......I see.

【黒狐】　だから、おれの方がこれから先もずっとでかい！！！　わかったらいい加減諦めるコトだな
Kurogitsune: So, from now on I'll always be bigger!!! Now that you understand you can just give it up.

【嵐昼】　一体何をだ。　今後も、微妙なままだというだけの事だろう
Ranchuu: What in the world are you on about? From now on, it will be almost the same thing as usual won't it?

【黒狐】　ケッ、そのうちいつかドバーンとでっかくなって、テメーの事なんか見下ろしてやるよ！！
Kurogitsune: Keh, someday sooner or later I'll shoot up an' get real huge, an' then I'll be lookin' down on you bastard!!

【嵐昼】　食事嫌いの癖に何を言う
Ranchuu: How could you say that when you refuse to have a meal?



Yue: .......



【由】　あー、また始まっちゃった。　なかよしだな～
Yue: Aah, it's started again. They really are close~

【由】　………でも、二人とも、ホントにいつ大きくなるのかな
Yue: ...But I wonder if it's true that they'll never grow any bigger.

【由】　………食事、しないと無理なのかな………？
Yue: ...Is it impossible, without the meal...?

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